Welcome to Precanceled – The News That’s Already Apologizing!

Congratulations! You’ve arrived at the only news site brave enough to offend everyone and preemptively cancel itself. Why wait for the outrage when we can skip straight to the apology tour?

Hot Takes with Built-In Regret – We say it, we hate ourselves for it, you laugh anyway.

News You’ll Regret Sharing – Truth, lies, or a fever dream? Even we’re not sure.

Satire That’s Uncancellable – Because you can’t cancel what’s already Precanceled.