Hunter Biden Art Collection Featured in New Met Show

The Metropolitan Museum of Art is featuring a new retrospective on the art and brilliance of Hunter Biden.  The collection, curated from collectors all over the world, features some of Hunter’s most important pieces.

“The Met has never before featured the work of a live artist.” commented Met Executive Director Max Hollein.  “We usually wait until 60 years after their death but in the case of Hunter, he really has established himself as the American Van Gogh.  Also, this had nothing to do with the $1 billion dollar special federal grant that the Met just recently received.”

Some of the works of art featured include BIDEN FAMILY PICNIC.

This piece was recently bought by the Chinese government for over $40 million dollars.  “We plan to showcase  this in the People’s Art Gallery in Beijing after this retrospective.” commented Chinese dictator and art collector Xi Jingping.  “This has nothing to do with the U.S. decision to allow Chinese spy balloons to travel across the U.S. freely.”

Another famous Biden painting on loan include STRIPPER, ME AND CHILD

This piece was recently bought by the Government of Iran for over $25 million dollars.  “We are donating this piece to become the new logo for Hamas.” explained Ayatollah Khameni.  “This had nothing to do with the U.S. government giving us $6 Billion in economic aid.”

The great masterpiece, FLOWER IN THE SUN, will also be displayed. 

The piece, which was donated by an unnamed donor, will be part of the Met’s permanent collection.  “Reminiscent of Van Gough's famous Sunflowers paintings, this image is a celebration of the essence of nature. The painting, worth an estimated $3M, will remain at the Met until the anonymous donor is taken off the terrorism watchlist.”

The exhibition will run from April1 through April 2.