UNRWA Teachers Joins Randi Weingarten and Teacher's Union

Teachers accused of committing rape and murder on October 7 have found a new ally. UNRWA has joined the Teacher's Union under the leadership of union president Randi Weingarten.

"We feel this is the perfect match." says United Nations commissioner of education and UNRWA teacher Yahwah Sinwar. "We both have the same values. Things like learning math and science and how to read and write are so yesterday. Modern educators are more concerned with ensuring youth today are indoctrinated correctly."

Ms Weingarten is very excited about the move. "It gives us an international presence and more dues paying members." commented Ms Weingarten. "Not only do we represent teacher groomers and terrorists supporters but the actual terrorists themselves!"

When asked about the defunding of UNRWA by the U.S. government, Weingarten was not worried. "Since we have recently bought a full collection of Hunter Biden paintings, we feel confident that we can get President Biden to reverse himself on that.

When asked about Ms Weingarten being Jewish, Mr. Sinwar (he/him) said, "Some of my best friends are Jewish. We would never have been able to do our work raping, killing and taking hostages if it wasn't for groups like Jewish Voices for Peace and friends like George Soros. They make our job so much easier."